What Game Are You Playing?

[Cody]

what's the skirt doing in here?

[PussyTheCat]

Seriously.

[Walt]

I am on casual and I almost have everyone loyal, but Zaeed cause I fucked that one up. Samara is the last one I need to get everyone else loyal. But i think Miranda isn't loyal anymore cause I said something that made her mad and now she won't talk to me.

[Cody]

fuckin stuck up bitches.

[Brainwart]

I am on casual and I almost have everyone loyal, but Zaeed cause I fucked that one up. Samara is the last one I need to get everyone else loyal. But i think Miranda isn't loyal anymore cause I said something that made her mad and now she won't talk to me.

Yeah, you probably sided with Jack.

It was weird... I used my same Paragon character to do the Insanity Mode, so therefore (and boringly) I made the EXACT same choices during each run. The first time through I had 100% loyalty from all the members (I don't remember that little sequence between those two), yet the second time thru on Insanity Mode I had to choose between Jack or Miranda, and I pissed off Miranda.

[Walt]

But Jack was right and Miranda was wrong

[PussyTheCat]

Stupid holes.

[Walt]

Stupid holes.

Jack is also a female

[PussyTheCat]

Well that's just silly.

[Walt]

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Jack

[Brainwart]

Well, then Jack is definitely not a dyke, because I took a totally Paragon approach to her with the female character I created and she never offered a chance for 'casual, rough' sex.

The only two characters that gave me the choice for something more were Garrus and Thane. Being the totally heterosexual male that I am, I clearly chose Thane because he was dreamy and mysterious. Plus, who doesn't want to bang a guy who is gonna die in a year?

As my male oafish renegade character, I'm gonna try my hand at procuring Miranda.









Yes people.... we're talking about video game characters.

[Walt]

I think I was getting close with Miranda until I told her she could fuck herself and her Cerberus love because they were the ones who fucked up Jack.

[Brainwart]

I'm going out to buy the orange box right now....

2 questions chimee....

1. Is team fortress ONLY online multiplayer? or can you set up bots? I'm gonna be honest, I've NEVER played an online multiplayer game before... I'm even too scared to play Hearts on the Yahoo game network. How am I suppose to get good at Team fortress, if when I log on I'm getting my ass handed to me instantly by some 14 year-old?

2. Can 360 and PC players play on the same game servers?

from 10/17/2007

A more simpler, naive Brainwart.

Awwww he was so cute.

[Chimee]

I miss him, he was the best.

By the way, I sided with Jack, I was too nice to crazy fuck Jack, but I headbutted one too many Krogan to regain Miranda's loyalty.

[Brainwart]

Did you know?

Miranda is modeled from and voiced by that blonde chick in that NBC or CBS or Fox show "Chuck"?'

Now you know.

[Chimee]

I already knew that.

/turd

[Brainwart]

Did you share it it with the board? No. I did. I win.

[Chimee]

I didn't think anyone else was OCD enough to care, I apparently was wrong. Welcome to the crazy club, Jaybo. I'll make you some tea.

[Glenndog]

that chick is kinda saucy.

[Walt]

I beat the game on casual, I lost more than half of the people

I was disappointed when I didn't get to see Tali's face when fucked my character. She took her mask off but there wasn't a shot of her face.