Pussy's Myspace Friends

[PussyTheCat]

I'm suddenly in the mood for large black penis.

[Glenndog]

Boo.

Well played David, well played.

[sknight]

Oh yeah. You know what I'm sayin'.

Lexington steele, or bigger, blacker, and more diseased?

That nigger is single-handedly supporting LA's cervical freezing services.

[PussyTheCat]

Hahah, jesus.

[sknight]

Ok, seriously, what do you have on your myspace page?

On top of that, this piece of shit stole my lines and nigger grammar.

Get the cockpic.

Then tell him you're 13.


And a gay little boy.

...and what would you want him to do? Tell him to put the tip of a scissor in his peehole.

[harvey_birdman]

...and what would you want him to do? Tell him to put the tip of a scissor in his peehole.

Oh fuck, I'm tapping out.

[PussyTheCat]

Ok, seriously, what do you have on your myspace page?

Nothing very interesting.

[sknight]

I was expecting something different, not that pussy isn't a sexy and find thang, but her profile really iskind of boring.

I'm still not done, but i'm expecting to see at least one pic of her eating chitterlings and collard greens.

[PussyTheCat]

Hmm...

[sknight]

A Albanian wigger. This can go quite well.

[Brainwart]

Your myspace messages suck. Why don't you delete that shit?

HAHAHAH

[Brainwart]

this guy looks interesting:

"CJ $ MONEY (D.B) 1-4}D.T.H[UPT]gsb}sw"

Do you put friend requests up on a board and throw a dart to see which ones make it?

I couldn't possibly imagine saying 'accept' to a profile like that, you crazy broad.

[PussyTheCat]

I never ever ever use myspace for anything but content for this thread anymore, so I approve anyone and everyone in the hopes of finding some comedy gold.

I should probably go through and purge some shit though, haha.

[Brainwart]

I know.

I'm bored. I'm just chit-chattin wit ya.



( i must have been bored if I logged into myspace)

[PussyTheCat]

Chit-chat away, chithead



SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? I SO FUNNY!

[Brainwart]

Hey thankx 4 the add. So tell me about yourself what kind of things u n 2? You can keep it short and sweet or get graphic im cool with either

u n 2? = are you in to?

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---- I ran that thru some online translators and applied some logarithms to it in order to translate that for all you white people out there. You're welcome.

[sknight]

Ok, I'm guessing that if we, the members of this forum, maintain our literacy levels, then we'll be able to get seven figure jobs when this entire generation of assholes realizes they have the language skills of nigerians.

[Brainwart]

this is the guy's pic... race is..ummm... well, I guess it's up to the interpreter.

[Brainwart]

Ok, I'm guessing that if we, the members of this forum, maintain our literacy levels, then we'll be able to get seven figure jobs when this entire generation of assholes realizes they have the language skills of nigerians.

well fuck. I guess Glenn's shit out of luck then, huh?

[sknight]

He can always send out emails from an internet cafe in Nigeria.